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Jun. 6th, 2006 @ 11:09 am Drop Your Head
Current Location: Mason Middle School
Current Mood: Weird huh
Current Music: December By Collective Soul
666 rocks today no one is here so we have free day
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Jun. 2nd, 2006 @ 11:28 am Ahhhhh
Current Location: Mason Middle School
Current Mood: Bored, and weird
Current Music: December By Collective Soul
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I am having a weird feeling right now it is like sleepy but I have a lot of energy. I am Bored by exicted at the same time, also i am impatient but I want this period to last longer. In 6th period Mr. "guys" Bream says guys way to much and now thanks to Renee i am aware of how much he says it, 195 times in less than an hour, I get irritated with it. Altough the fact that he says it that much is really funny. Lunch is next after fourth so I get to talk until that Ms."Fat bitchy" Rogers, the sercurity guard, gets in everyones face telling them to get quiet, so the only time i get to talk is at home where I can't even see my friends, huh she should get a new brain and job. The people think that on 06-06-06 someone is going to have a shooting spree or whatever so went can't go to the bathroom the rest of the year with out an escourt. Police are gonna be guarding the school. Geez people it is just a day of the year get over it. 06-06-06 is just a religous thing christianity just made it up to keep people in fear. I could see why people would go out partying on that day. I hope it's not a full moon on that cause the day is already gonna be crazy enough without the moon but the full moon really brings out the crazy's so it would be to some people the sign of the devil if they were put together put to me it is just a moon and just a date. I don't get anything at school like why we need to have uniforms it is not the 60's anymore no one really makes fun of people for having bad clothes this generation is more sypathetic then other. No really truly gets bullied. sexual herassment is rediculas some of it is needed, but come on if someone see's somthing you are showing someone else it is not their fault if the person didn't want to see it they should've been watching and listening to there conversation. The world is fucking mest up
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May. 31st, 2006 @ 07:40 pm blondes
Two blondes decided to rob a bank together. The first blonde, Jan plans the robbery and goes over the plan with the second blonde, Benice, in great detail.

Jan drives up in front of the bank, stops the car and says to Benice, "I want to make absolutely sure you understand the plan. You are supposed to be in and out of the bank in no more than three minutes with the cash. Do you understand that."

"Perfectly," said Benice. Benice goes in the bank while Jan waits in the getaway car. One minute passes... Two minutes pass... Seven minutes pass... and Jan is really stressing out.

Finally, the bank doors burst open! And here comes Benice. She's got a safe wrapped up in rope and is dragging it to the car.

About the time she gets the safe in the trunk of the car, the bank doors burst open again and the security guard comes out, his pants and underwear around his ankles and firing his weapon.

As the girls are getting away, Jan says "You are such a blonde! I thought you understood the plan!"

Benice said, "I did... I did exactly what you said!"

"No, you idiot," said Jan. "I said tie up the GUARD and blow the SAFE!"
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May. 30th, 2006 @ 10:03 pm d
wo drunks were trying to figure out how to get some alcohol for free. They only had a dollar in change between them. "I've got it, follow me." said the first man.
They went to a hot dog stand and bought a dog and threw away the bun. "We'll go into a bar and order drinks, and when the bartender asks for money, I'll unzip my fly and pull out the hot dog. You drop to your knees and pretend to suck me off."
The second man agrees to this and they start their rounds.
When they get to the bar, they sit down and have a beer. The bartender tells them, "That will be three dollars."
The first man stands up and upzips his fly. The second man drops to his knees and starts sucking on the hot-dog.
"You faggots!" screams the bartender. "Get the hell out of here!"
They run out and go to another bar and order drinks and when the bartender asks for money, the first man unzips his fly, and the second man drops to his knees. The bartender throws them out.
After the sixth bar the second man complains, "Man this isn't working out so well, My knees are killing me!"
"You think you've had it bad," the first man exclaims. "I lost the hotdog four bars ago!"
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May. 30th, 2006 @ 10:01 pm Wee
One day, Pete complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts. I guess I should see a doctor." His friend said, "Don't do that. There's a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. Simply put in a sample of your urine, and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. And it only costs $10.00.

Pete figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10.00. The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause, out popped a small slip of paper which read: You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water, avoid heavy labor. It will be better in two weeks.......

That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this computer could be fooled. He decided to give it a try. He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction. He went back to the drug store, located the computer, poured in the sample and deposited the $10.00. The machine again made the usual noises, flashed its lights, and printed out the following analysis: Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. Your daughter is using cocaine. Put her in a rehabilitation clinic. Your wife is pregnant ....... twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. And if you don't stop jerking off, your elbow will never get better.
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May. 18th, 2006 @ 10:15 am (no subject)
Hey everybody i have pink eye so migth not show up tommorow either so yeah for Jasmine, Bethany, Hailee, any others who might hate me. jasmine are you gonna get little Princess
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May. 18th, 2006 @ 10:14 am (no subject)
Hey everybody i have pink eye so migth not show up tommorow either so yeah for Jasmine, Bethany, Hailee, any others who might hate me. jasmine are you gonna get little queen Latifa/ Princess
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May. 10th, 2006 @ 11:39 am Haliee
Lucas
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May. 10th, 2006 @ 11:02 am JASMINE
Lucas Lucas Lucas Lucas Lucas Lucas Lucas Lucas Lucas Lucas
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May. 5th, 2006 @ 08:51 am (no subject)
I took away Bethany's B-Day, i distroyed japan and i ran into her sisters car i smashed all of her stuff and her pets are with me muh wah hahaha
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May. 5th, 2006 @ 08:43 am bethany
bethany takes to long when typing
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Apr. 26th, 2006 @ 11:14 am wooooooooooo
Lucas is here and dies on tuesday according to a phone call
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Apr. 26th, 2006 @ 11:11 am Game Day
Game Day Rock
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Apr. 24th, 2006 @ 11:46 am Kiss a Llama on the llama
Play The Llama Song
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Apr. 19th, 2006 @ 11:24 am WASL
WASL
also known as DEATH
i am so bored
i am acctualy doin work
omg we had the math section of the wasl today
BORING as like ever
la la la
well yeah bored more
and stuff like that
and kewl bored
la la la
hello kitty friggin rules
for like EVER

omg i love tennis too

and like aim

i love alot of things but
some thing are just like NO
like flys
eeww
we had to have 1st lunch
yesturday
because of WASL
aaahhh
it was ok........
i guess
i love bowling

wwwwoooo
and well yeah
i am super
bored again
la la la la
and dance
*dances*
i love dancing too

nnnooo
the computer
is being mean
well i am gonna go
by eveyonez
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Apr. 19th, 2006 @ 11:03 am (no subject)
Jasmine just copird me she is such a loser jk
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Apr. 19th, 2006 @ 11:01 am (no subject)
ew the WASL was today
like wtfffff
it was horrid.
I HAD FIRST LUNCH
omfggggg
it was kinda cool
kinda retarded
i liked seeing all my
friends that i never get to see
but i missed my 8th grade friends too
but w/e
then we had 1,2&3rd period
1 & 2 = boringggg
3 was fun
at first, i was hanging out with kasey
and i stole dans hat
cuz i want it
then when me, kasey, erica, and ellen
were walking into the locker room
i saw kelsey
and then i looked next to her
and saw HAILEEEEE
hailee skipped math
to come skip with kelsey in PE
so i decided to skip with them
we sat in the bathroom
and talked about teachers
and shittt
and me,hailee,&kelsey took a pic on her cell
then we walked out and sat on the lockers
ally and abby were out there
i dont like them that much
wellz we were just hanging out
and then these 6th graders walked through
to get outside
and they were talking like preps
like "i said omg and he was like omg
and they were like OMG"
so kelsey made fun of them
vair vair entertaining
then me,kelsey,hailee,abby,&ally
were sitting around
and we hear...
DUN DUN DUN
mrs. farrington
so we stfu and hid
then she went in her office
and so we ran into the bathroom and hid
in the stalls
then we just sat on the sinks and talked
and then i watched hailee
and she didnt even notice me
til kelsey told her
lol <333
then we heard mrs. farrington again
so we made a run for it
me & ally & abby
ran into the small gym
but decided we would easily be caught there
so we hid under the bleachers
then we hear a LOUD blaring noise
and we hear talking and footsteps
so we shut up
well... abby refused to keep quiet
then i saw it was hailee and kelseys shoes
so i called them under with us
and they said they pulled
the fire alarm
so we hear ppl talking
pretty soon after that
so we were like SHUT UP
and as always, abby wouldnt shut up
but it was just students making noise
so we ran for the locker room
and hung out in there for a while
until it was the end of school
then i gave dan his hat back
and raped kasey as always =]
i gave dan his hat back
and went home...


PS. HAILEE & KELSEY, IM SORRY YOUR CLOTHES BOTH RIPPED! LOL =]
sincerely, Lucas;;the original [WHORE]™
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Apr. 13th, 2006 @ 11:41 am Bored as ever
omg i am so bored
and jasmine like wont talk
and well Bethany is evil nad lame
so i am like boreder then
EVER
yeah so lalalalala
its just so BORING
and i am like i am not
going to miss 11:11
today we have missed it for like couple
of days now!
^-^ smiley
oh my fav smiley is O.o
or O.O
so funny and cute
but funny
and stuff so yeah
BORED as ever
ok so yeah
there is nothin to do but work
but thats not kewl and well
i dont want to and well i think
i am getting a good enough grade in this class
BORED
jasmine is being a bitch right now
how rude
well atleast she is talking
but very meanly
meanie
i ♥ TENNIS
i am gonna ask my sis
if she will play tennis with me today agian
or i will just play with the dog
we have a big enough yard!
but the tennis court at the park
is better at the yard
even if it is getto
and stuff like that
well i have no homework today so far
WWWWOOOO
that makes me happy
its 11:08 not close
to 11:11 yet but i will get it today i will
or i will try
life is boring right now!
la la la
mr.janzen is talking about myspace to pplz
and well its like not going to it and stuff
BORING!
and well yeah
OMG FUCKING AAAHHHH
we missed 11:11 AGIAN
NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
its 11:13
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
i cant believe again another friggin day
AHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAH
i feel sounloved
jasmine isnt going to leave
me an aim message today
sadness!
oh well
she being mean today anyway!
HA take that random pplz
yeah that was my randomness
right there
^-^ smiley
or O.o hello
O.O OMFG
omfg=oh my fucking god
i know it is like way
better and only lame pplz
dont know it so yeah
happy because lame pppl are lame
and scary
sssoooo HELLO
omg a random kid
i randomly like to take pics of random kids because
well try it its pretty fun
but yeah everyone is broing
and no fun i cant wait till the day is
over and i can go home and sleep
i am SO tired
i havent been able to sleep
for the last night or so i have
been tired for awhile
omg it mr.janzen and well if he saw
this he would say
get off that now
but in a semi normal voice
and kewl stuuf like that
you know some boys are
just retarded
omg i just want o hurt them with
a spork
and well sporks are kewl
SPORK!
its like a for and a spoon its kewl
it would be also kewl if they made like a kfork
a kife fork
kewl huh
but how would it look
WOW
thats weird!
OK................
super bored again and stuff
i want to like break a bone just to go to the hospital
to get out of skool!
but i wont because well i think were
doing some work to help uss in the WASL
in language arts
BORING
i dont know what were doing in science
i hope its fun because
not fun stuff is lame
and well i am bored again
la la la la la.........
hhhmmm what to type
hhhhhmmmmmm what to say
HA
i will attack you no thats lame to say
so HI YA EVERYONE
yeah bored
so i am gonna type ranodm stuff so love meh
kandy with a k
your kute with a k
typing stuff that should be a C with a K is kewl
KEWL=COOL
but kewler
computers...........
yeah la la la
lunch
pie
jewelry
easter
st.patricks day
valentines day
love everyone day
awesomeness
and kewl stuff
color color
photoshop!
BAM
kabow
kitty kat
meow
dog
fish
kitty food
kat box
laundry room
kitchen
yeah i am done typing random stuff
well yeah i am still bored
so i am gonna
go find something fun to do
see yaz later
BYE ♥ YA
Lucas
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Apr. 13th, 2006 @ 11:39 am Bethany lucas
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Apr. 13th, 2006 @ 11:32 am Issac is weird
I hate him and nelson he is annoying with all their little jokes that are stupid like their dises. Issac is totally a gay faget he is Like "it looks so hard"
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Apr. 13th, 2006 @ 11:28 am eww
Put some Clothes on Bitches
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Apr. 13th, 2006 @ 11:12 am Hello
Hey Mick Jagger and james brown is Sitting right next to me
If i don't know you you won't get it.
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Apr. 13th, 2006 @ 11:08 am Hello
Hello Bitches I have Mick Jagger next to me lol inside joke
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Apr. 12th, 2006 @ 11:36 am jdsbkv
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Apr. 12th, 2006 @ 11:25 am poop
Current Mood: BETHANYYYYYYYYYYY
Poop Poopity poopy
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Apr. 11th, 2006 @ 11:48 am Bethany is a werewolf
Current Mood: Bethany
Current Music: ANythingthat puts me to sleep
Every Night when the moon light hits brethany seiss she changes into a terorfying monster if you see her at night run for your live or else she will ripe off your legs and arms and eat them in front off you then tear out your gut then smash your brian with her claws so watch out
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Apr. 11th, 2006 @ 11:41 am Bethany is a werewolf
Current Mood: Bethany
Current Music: ANythingthat puts me to sleep
EVery Night when the moon light hits brethany seiss she changes into a terorfying monster if you see her at night run for your live or else she will ripe off your legs and arms and eat them in front off you then tear out your gut then smash your brian with her claws so watch out
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Apr. 10th, 2006 @ 11:18 am Gay ASSES
The guys sitting next to me are gay asses they are saying don't hit my balls, spank him ahhhhhhhhhhh oooooooooooooh. It is weird but Issac is the weirdest gay fuck of them all It is weird and Gayy
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Mar. 16th, 2006 @ 11:44 am POOOOOOOOOOP
Current Mood: cranky
Issac is such a little stupid bitch slut that is the uggliest person on earth the 2nd uggliest is not in computer class today
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Feb. 14th, 2006 @ 08:03 pm cool
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Jan. 25th, 2006 @ 11:32 am (no subject)
Current Mood: happy
Current Music: Llama Song


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Jan. 25th, 2006 @ 11:23 am Llama


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Jan. 19th, 2006 @ 11:46 am Scary story
Current Mood: Ahhh
There was once a young boy and his sister. One day their parents went out to run some late errands they had put off until the last minute. Before they left they told their children not to open the door under any circumstances.



Because they were watching TV, they didn't pay much attention. About an hour after they left, there heard a knock, knock, knock, knock. Knock, knock, knock. The children who were now in their rooms asleep, were awoken at once.



Knock, knock, knock. Knock, knock, knock. Finally the sister got up wondering who it could be. her brother lay awake in his bed listening. When he heard nothing for a few minutes and his sister did not return, he got a little scared.



He decided to go to his neighbors house, who were very close friends of his. He got out of bed and headed for the front door in the dark. When he got to his neighbors house, he found them awake.



They told him they were relieved he was there, because they had just heard on the news that a murderer had been spotted just a few blocks away not too long ago. In the morning, they discovered the sisters body, and a discarded knife on the brothers bed.
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Jan. 19th, 2006 @ 11:32 am White Chicks
Current Mood: creative
I love that Movie
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Jan. 19th, 2006 @ 11:17 am Haliee
Current Mood: WERE ALL GONNA DIE
OMG HALIEE IS ACTUALLY AT SCHOOL
OMG SHE IS DOING SOMETHING
IT IS STARTING TO FREAK ME OUT AHHHHHHHHHHH
IT IS A SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE
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Jan. 19th, 2006 @ 11:15 am No Ones Around
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Jan. 19th, 2006 @ 11:09 am White chicks
Current Mood: crazy
What A beatiful Choclate Man
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Nov. 22nd, 2005 @ 11:49 am (no subject)
Current Mood: Before Lunch
Current Music: Lick My Baby Back Behind-Mad Tv
i am hungry
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